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What a freak'n dork! The picture on the left is intended to frighten you. One could easily imagine Bill Gates with a pocket protector and masking tape on his glasses. The wealthiest man in the world wears dockers and a sweater (both available at Sears). Doesn't that alone spell dork? I'm not saying he's a bad dresser, but come on! Rich people should wear suits. It's been commented, that he "looks like Mister Rogers on downers". The smirk upon his face reveals his insidious plan. "Hi there boys and girls. I'm Mister Gates. We're gonna have lots of fun today. Can you say 'world domination'? I knew that you could." Some think he's hiding a baseball bat behind his back--out of view--waiting for you to look the other way. In my opinion, Bill Gates is a very devious man.

He has gone out of his way to monopolize the software industry, not caring about the "little people". His products are less than desirable by many. They tend to be the buggiest products out on the market. Microsoft, from what I have seen, has yet to not have a problem with any of their software. In addition, have you ever noticed that when Microsoft releases a product patch is released a couple of weeks later?! It's almost as if all of their end users are beta testers! Not to mention, Windows 98se was really a patch to Windows 98. So many bugs were found that they released this as a total upgrade and charged money for it! Why should we pay for their mistakes? We shouldn't have to. I'm wondering what they are going to do with Windows 2000! When you buy a product, you expect it to be a quality product. I have yet to find a quality Microsoft product.

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